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Events / Global Carrot Buyout

When:

May 15th, 2008 @ 2:00pm

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Where:

The whole world, hopefully
United States of Everywhere


Enrollment

16/unlimited


Organizer:

Soren THREEdux


Description:

http://staffs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9801981146

If you live in [America], and are available on the afternoon of May 15th, GO OUT AND BUY AS MANY CARROTS AS YOU CAN.

the lady and I were lurking about, and discovered Haberley Mead's profile. On it, he describes an event during which all enterprising carrot lovers in the UK will buy out the world's carrot supply for use in various carrot related...things. We determined that this was awesome. We feel that the enterprising carrot lovers on this side of the pond need to chip in.

Step 1. Buy out the world's carrots.
Step 2. ???
Step 3. PROFIT!

...or something like that.

Bonus awesome if you do something clever/task with your carrots!


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(no subject)
posted by anna one on March 2nd, 2008 12:23 AM

PROFIT!

(no subject)
posted by Tøm on March 2nd, 2008 6:19 AM

PANIC-BUYING!

(no subject)
posted by Soren THREEdux on March 2nd, 2008 9:34 AM

Precisely. Good to have you on board!

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on March 2nd, 2008 10:36 AM

How would we get profit???

(no subject)
posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 2nd, 2008 10:47 AM

We'd get profit as a result of the actions in Step 2.

(no subject)
posted by Adam on March 2nd, 2008 11:34 AM

Yeah, why not.

Im gonna pop to Lidl and buy up all the carrots there on 15th.

(no subject)
posted by Bjørn Teuleuse on March 3rd, 2008 11:43 AM

Would anyone be interested in mobbing from store to store buying carrots simultaneously???

hmm.
posted by Myrna Minx on March 4th, 2008 7:58 PM

there is great potential for waste here. could someone please at least make a carrot headdress, or wait-

a carrot dress

and then wear it back into the bought-out store asking for more carrots?

i would, but orange isn't my color.

Darling,
posted by Herbie Hatman on March 4th, 2008 8:07 PM

Wearing carrots would make for one of the best task completions to date.

What is that internet nerd phrase? GMTA?

(no subject)
posted by Tricia Tanaka on March 5th, 2008 5:01 PM

Lincoln will be our Carrot King.

Also, I'm submitting a carrot task for use of this event. You probably have, too, but I can't resist. :D

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posted by Lincøln on March 5th, 2008 5:32 PM

I was nervous about this task, because I live in a horse community. Every supermarket here has many many carrots. If you'll notice in my task, I bought 30 pounds of carrots and didn't even come close to buying out the shelf much less the store. Look at that picture of all of those carrots. Getting them all from just the one store would cost hundreds of dollars (even with my club card) and wouldn't all fit in my car not to mention a shopping cart.

(no subject)
posted by Burn Unit on March 6th, 2008 5:12 AM

Los Angeles is a "horse community"??

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 6th, 2008 7:38 AM

Yes, yes it is. Parts of it.

(no subject)
posted by anna one on March 6th, 2008 8:23 AM

Totally. It is the West after all.

(no subject)
posted by Lincøln on March 6th, 2008 9:27 AM

Wait until I post my Regular Animal Documentation and you see the two horses I live with.

My Word!
posted by Haberley Mead on March 6th, 2008 11:07 AM

People are talking about something I brought to the table? I feel all famous!

(no subject)
posted by Sombrero Guy on March 9th, 2008 6:13 AM

I know exactly what to do with my carrots...

(no subject)
posted by rongo rongo on March 18th, 2008 3:12 PM

Yeah, where do the rest of you live where you could even conceive of buying all the carrots in a store? We don't even have a lot of horses around here, but there are a lot of carrots in supermarkets.

Did you guys know about...
posted by Bex. on March 26th, 2008 7:26 AM

CarrotMob.org

(no subject)
posted by Bjørn Teuleuse on May 11th, 2008 10:25 PM

There is a band called The Carrots playing an in-store show at Amoeba in Berkeley...

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