But... HOW!?

Added by Chase of SF0 February 23rd 2011 @ 8:01 pm

Complete this task. Post pictures on how you did it. This task will self-destruct in one month (June 21st).

completions by: relet 裁判長 Sir Shplankton The Crabula Pixie Polutropos Rathazaxx Borgasm

level 0 :: 10 points :: 9 completed :: 9 in progress :: 11 comments

Clever Vandalism

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:31 pm

Vandalize cleverly. Go beyond simple graffiti and do something extra special.

completions by: avidd opolis .thatskarobot [Insert Better Name Here] The Chairman Rather Dashing

level 1 :: 15 points :: 18 completed :: 41 in progress :: 10 comments

Not The Intended Use

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:33 pm

Use something but not for its intended use.

completions by: Mr. O. meredithian Blue Tulip Burn Unit Soren THREEdux

level 1 :: 15 points :: 41 completed :: 33 in progress :: 5 comments

Rage Against The Machine

Added by Lank January 11th 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Rage against The Machine. (Perhaps direct your Rage towards a member of Equivalenz.)

completions by: Flitworth Adam Tøm GYØ Daryl JTony Loves Brains

level 1 :: 15 points :: 7 completed :: 5 in progress :: 0 comments

Personalized Spam

Added by Lank January 11th 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Create a dummy email account that has an address name that cannot be recognized as you. Use this account to create and send an original and believable Spam message to another player or someone else that you know. Make the message of personal interest to the recipient without revealing your identity. Your goal is to get a reply from the recipient without them realizing that you are the sender of the message. Continue sending messages until you achieve your goal.

completions by: Your PinUp Herbie Hatman Sir Ducksbane Augustus deCorbeau Tricia Tanaka

level 1 :: 15 points :: 16 completed :: 31 in progress :: 3 comments

Flat Stanley's Rumspringa

Added by Nan O'fith April 4th 2008 @ 10:29 pm

Give Flat Stanley a rumspringa.

completions by: Flitworth JJason Recognition zer0gee Lincøln Bjørn Teuleuse

level 1 :: 15 points :: 5 completed :: 10 in progress :: 12 comments

Do It With Lava

Added by Kyle Hamilton July 2nd 2008 @ 9:40 pm

Destroy an SF0 artifact in lava.

level 1 :: 15 points :: 0 completed :: 4 in progress :: 8 comments

Firefighter For Life

Added by Leonid Brezjnev January 17th 2007 @ 12:34 pm

Spend a day doing whatever job you wished for as a child (to the best of your current abilities).

completions by: Vena Nightmare Flea teucer H L

level 2 :: 25 points :: 1 completed :: 10 in progress :: 10 comments

A Voice From Above

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:38 pm

Install a strange and wonderful sound source in a public place.

level 2 :: 25 points :: 0 completed :: 11 in progress :: 0 comments

Prank Monkey's Toy Box

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:38 pm

Have fun with a tool of annoyance. Megaphones, laser pointers, whistles, Snapple caps, slingshots, Anthrax, etc. etc.

level 2 :: 25 points :: 0 completed :: 1 in progress :: 0 comments

CHEAT!

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:38 pm

Cheat.

completions by: Sparrows Fall Mr. O. Ayma Mack meredithian Evil Sugar

level 2 :: 25 points :: 11 completed :: 5 in progress :: 6 comments

Art Burglar

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:39 pm

Steal something physical from another player. Create a piece of art using this object. Be very careful when choosing said object. Something as mundane a newspaper or an old box may have personal value to its owner.

completions by: Mr. O. Ayma Mack Evil Sugar .thatskarobot Speznut Spikoo Moonkey

level 2 :: 25 points :: 10 completed :: 13 in progress :: 1 comments

I Didn't Order 30 Copies Of Mystic Pizza!

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:39 pm

Prank another player, and put a new spin on an old standard.

level 2 :: 25 points :: 0 completed :: 0 in progress :: 0 comments

Pimp My Ride

Added by Lank January 11th 2008 @ 5:40 pm

Just like in the TV show of the same name, make some fantastic upgrades to your vehicle. But unlike the TV show, the ride you pimp cannot be a car. It can be your bike, your shoes, your space hopper, your favorite city bus or train - whatever else that is not a car. Or you can surprise someone by pimping their bike, shoes, train, etc.

Perhaps have a Pimp My Ride Competition?

completions by: Dax Tran-Caffee Anthony Burt miss understanding Zoo Babies Pet Animals Non Players

level 2 :: 25 points :: 5 completed :: 16 in progress :: 5 comments

Seven Sins

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:41 pm

Commit all seven sins in the shortest time possible.

completions by: KristinawithaK Loki Bex. SNORLAX Jeremy Cezanne

level 2 :: 25 points :: 5 completed :: 2 in progress :: 2 comments

Drop-Outs Have More Fun

Added by Ink Tea January 18th 2008 @ 12:57 pm

Document your character changing the social dynamic of non-players in an elevator. Wig required. Visual documentation of the task strongly encouraged.

completions by: Loki Burn Unit Spidere Lank anna one

level 2 :: 25 points :: 1 completed :: 8 in progress :: 14 comments

Nuclear Tag!

Added by Vena Nightmare February 5th 2008 @ 7:00 pm

'Nuclear Tag!' Holly suddenly yelped. She shoved Carol backward, and ... lunged forwards with a rebel yell. She caromed off the MIB ... 'Sorry-sorry-sorry-' Holly caroled, fleeing past and semaphoring apologies and laughing all at once. She ran ... leaping up over the back of the couch in the lobby and jumping down off the seat. Everyone stared.

-The Cloak of Night and Daggers by Rosemary Edghill

The goal of Nuclear Tag is to avoid authoritative action as long as possible. The rules are simple:

-Play in a public place.
-The person who is it tags another player by pushing them in a random direction and yelling 'Nuclear Tag!' The tagged player is now "it".
-Create as much chaos and havoc as possible without harming innocents.
-Game ends when stopped by authorities.
-Injury should be avoided; everything else is fair game.

completions by: JK Bobbins Robert Burt

level 2 :: 25 points :: 1 completed :: 4 in progress :: 6 comments

Overkill

Added by Tøm February 12th 2008 @ 8:55 am

Take a childhood pastime to the extreme.

completions by: Lizard Boy Tac Haberdash Pamda Bhaer Waldo Cheerio The Found Walrus

level 2 :: 25 points :: 5 completed :: 21 in progress :: 5 comments

Bibliophile

Added by Lola Boom Boom April 7th 2008 @ 1:26 pm

Check out "suspicious" library books in an attempt to be flagged by the the FBI. List specific books.

completions by: teh Lolbrarian Rather Dashing Crazy Child Sexy Hat Morse Kode

level 2 :: 25 points :: 5 completed :: 4 in progress :: 11 comments

Hobo Nickel

Added by JJason Recognition May 5th 2008 @ 8:55 am

Infiltrate the currency.

For example, make a Hobo Nickel and release it into the general money supply.

completions by: Non Players

level 2 :: 25 points :: 1 completed :: 7 in progress :: 4 comments

Joke-A-Thon

Added by Lank January 11th 2008 @ 5:41 pm

Spend one day telling jokes to people all day. Not over the internet, but in person (using the phone counts). You must tell at least 10 different jokes over the course of your day, and you may only tell one joke per person you encounter. As they say, the more, the merrier.

Document your exploits well.

completions by: Herbie Hatman Myrna Minx The Animus

level 3 :: 45 points :: 2 completed :: 1 in progress :: 11 comments

Nothing Gets The Blood Running More Than A Little Subterfuge

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:42 pm

Infiltrate an organization and obtain as much information as possible.

level 3 :: 45 points :: 0 completed :: 0 in progress :: 3 comments

Escape From The Camera II

Added by Lank January 11th 2008 @ 5:42 pm

Go to a very public place with a video camera and at least two people. One person turns on the camera. The other(s) must run away from it like mad, as though their lives depended on it. The person with the camera must give chase. Bonus points if anyone actually escapes the camera. Video proof is essential.

(With large groups, this could turn into a big, public game of video tag, where the camera person tags a runner and that runner takes over the camera.)



completions by: GYØ George GYØ Ben Adam Tøm Storer

level 3 :: 45 points :: 3 completed :: 4 in progress :: 2 comments

We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:43 pm

We have all seen the signs, but have you ever witnessed an instance where the lure of the great American dollar is not enough to have service provided to you? Have service refused to your group, either before or during a meal.

level 3 :: 45 points :: 0 completed :: 0 in progress :: 1 comments

Important Business Lunch

Added by Lank January 11th 2008 @ 5:43 pm

Assemble a small group of players dressed in very silly outfits. Conduct yourselves in public as would a group of serious business professionals. Ride public transit, go to lunch, show up for a meeting at an existing corporate headquarters of your choosing, etc.

completions by: Lank Bex. Loki SNORLAX

level 3 :: 45 points :: 1 completed :: 4 in progress :: 0 comments

This Is Not The Task You Are Looking For

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:44 pm

Embark upon a campaign of misinformation.

completions by: Amoeba Man

level 3 :: 45 points :: 1 completed :: 5 in progress :: 1 comments

Make The News

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:44 pm

Make the news by completing a task

completions by: Geonny Peonny KC Recaba Surrealism Tøm Sombrero Guy

level 3 :: 45 points :: 3 completed :: 7 in progress :: 6 comments

WEDGIE FOR YOU!

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:45 pm

GAAAAAAAAH!!
- Oscar Wilde on receiving the first Atomic Wedgie from Robert Oppenheimer

Go on a wedgie rampage. There are many different types of wedgies. Only you can decide which one is right for you. Grab a camera and go get your unsuspecting friends or complete strangers.

Alternatively, perform "kancho" the Japanese equivalent. Courtesy of wikipedia: "It is performed by clasping the hands together so the index fingers are pointing out and attempting to insert them sharply into someone's anal region when the victim is not looking."

level 3 :: 45 points :: 0 completed :: 0 in progress :: 0 comments

I Am Undone

Added January 11th 2008 @ 5:45 pm

Unleash your inner desire for bondage on your neighborhood. Semi-permanently tie as many things to other things as possible.

completions by: Myrna Minx Kid A Lainthulu Wednesday Tricia Tanaka

level 3 :: 45 points :: 3 completed :: 2 in progress :: 3 comments

Sign Recontextualisation

Added by Blue January 21st 2008 @ 4:26 pm

Take a sign (the more permanent/authoritative it looks the better) and install it in a place that changes the sign's original meaning or intent.

completions by: Lank SNORLAX Jeremy Cezanne Lincøln Rather Dashing

level 3 :: 45 points :: 4 completed :: 3 in progress :: 2 comments