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I am able to create effective political movements!
I take a photo every day.
I am also a member of a powerful secret society. Want to know more? Ask me about it. Or better yet, search this site for the word Albescify


If you're not having fun doing it, you're doing it wrong.
I have completed 136 tasks.
One has been flagged.
54 have a fleur de lis associated with them.
That's a 38% fleur percentage.
47 have been collaborations.
That means I'm 65% loner.
And these are the tasks I'm proud of:
My personal list of awesome:Saint George
Bigger, Better, or More Bizarre
Up, and Up and... Up
Secret Wall Tattoos
Please Standby For Love
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
Sexually Originated Art
Days of Silence
Bob Realised That Jane Was Really Going For It With Her Task Completions
Sexually Originated Art
Nice To Meet You
Lux Aeterna
Trajectory Of Desire
Lounge Against The Machine
24 Carrot
The Low Score Task
Tramp Bouquet
Welcome
Anthropologist From Mars
Dérive
Material Response To Derrida Stumping Question
Work Is So Strange
Player Portrait
Designated Group Membership or Basis of Disadvantage
Physical Representation Of A Virtual Occurrence
The Graphic Sonnet
A Strange Kind Of Love
The Beautiful Letter
What Do Cell Phones Mean?
Future Hero!
Alternative Medium Art
Document A Construction
Sunset
Sunrise
Reduction To The Body
Vote
Audio Montage
High Fived
Anybody Want A Peanut?
Photo Challenge Redux
Document Documentation
Fortress Of Solitude
The Archive of _____
As He Believes, So He Is. She'll Beg For More...
And God Said, 'Let there be a Little Less Light, Please'
Bernoulli Snackums
Leave Clues
The Things We Bury For Our Friends
SFZEROSAT
Escape To The Camera
Fight The Future
Fun With Food
The Deep End
Dead Zone
Qualia Feast
Journey to the End of the Night L.A.
The Longest String
Human Seed
The Odyssey
Mapping in Minute Precision
1,001 Things We Can't Live Without
Trespassing The Future
The Taking Tree
Sports Basement
Sign Recontextualisation
Dimensional Leakage
Mundane Journey
Calvinball!™
Helen
Regular Animal Documentation
The Callouses On Your Hands
Ode to Sean:
Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.
Completed Tasks
- Player Photograph
- Everyday Life
- Human Seed
- The Odyssey
- The Guerilla Campaign
- Flat Stanley's Rumspringa
- Ariadne Unemployed
- Mapping in Minute Precision
- SFZero Roadtrip
- 1,001 Things We Can't Live Without
- Trespassing the Future
- The Taking Tree
- Sports Basement
- Sign Recontextualisation
- Dimensional Leakage
- Puns of the Navarone
- Mundane Journey
- Calvinball™
- Helen
- Journey to the End of the Night: Oakland
- Regular Animal Documentation
- The Callouses on Your Hands
- Journey To The End Of The Night: Los Angeles 2009
- Get up, Take a shower, Eat Breakfast, Go to work
- CHEAT!
- Saucy Tales
Friends
- SAM LAVIGNE !
- Ian Kizu-Blair
- Sean Mahan
- mock piratey turtle
- Jason 7au
- Ink Tea
- Burn Unit
- kannon
- Rabbit
- anna one
- shenanigoat
- JTony Loves Brains
- Møuse
- Maxx
- Brock Dubbels
- wanda corlett
- Lizard Boy
- Cthulhu Kitty
- Vena Nightmare
- Darkaardvark
- p00n p00n
- Kristen Rutherford
- Fonne Tayne
- Blue
- rongo rongo
- Kyle Hamilton
- dexter in question
- Thai Eddy
- Ziggy C.
- Juxtapolemic
- Mantooth
- Poison Lake
- Hungry Dustbeard
- Ben Yamiin
- YellowBear
- Rainbow Bright
- Scooter0101001
- C.M. Gonzalez
- Meta tron
- ariel francis
- Pizazz
- Spidere
- Heatherlynn
- Bex.
- GYØ Ben
- GYØ Tom
- GYØ Daryl
- GYØ Kieran!
- UXØ Adam
- High Countess Emily
- Loki
- Scarlett
- The Vixen
- Charlie Fish
- Ladybug
- Terpsichore
- bill s. preston esq.
- Monotony
- Flitworth
- miss understanding
- susy derkins
- Salvator
- The Villain
- HKEY_Current _User
- lara black
- Herbie Hatman
- Natalia Envy
- Beetle bomb
- adeline
- Secret Cello
- Tiny Dancing Tzarina
- Hollow Eyed JJason
- Secret Agent
- FZ!
- Stu
- Black MegaBee
- Dr. Subtle
- The Pirate Lord
- Magpie
- GYØ Vicki
- teucer
- help im a bear
- Asian Persuasion
- Iaman
- Levitating Potato
- Rather Dashing
- Wyrdgrrl
- river
- Insomniac Walking
- Frostbeard
- Inigo Montoya
- Rubin Starset
- Crazy Child
- adam.
- Augustus deCorbeau
- visivo
- Myrna Minx
- Tricia Tanaka
- Sui Generis
- Praxis
- Insomniac Fox
- bunny dragon
- Quirk of Nature
- niallsb: Forevolution
- Haberley Mead
- Optical Dave
- Ben Whitehouse
- Shia Astoria
- Morse Kode
- mkII Robot
- Thain Stormbringer
- Your PinUp
- Dax Tran-Caffee
- Audey Lee
- Ignatz Kat
- Lola Boom Boom
- ge[off]
- Cat A sTrophe
- Scienceguru
- Pseudoreid
- Sombrero Guy
- Soren THREEdux
- Flea
- Dave Johnston
- Bjørn Teuleuse
- Ms Minch
- praximity
- Turtle: Not Awkward
- SFØ Podcast
- The Animus
- Kid A
- TEA
- KristinawithaK
- Ms. Deryn
- zer0gee
- Lainthulu
- patty larceny
- Dela Dejavoo
- Kassitastrophe
- Gremlin
- GYØ Tish Tash
- babe
- kara boyer
- Stark
- ACME Detective
- Evil Sugar
- Delirium's Fishes
- kristin gish
- steve rules
- Waldo Cheerio
- Knick Knack Haberdash
- Joshua A. Norton
- LSK
- Squibbs
- salad fingers
- K
- Ally Cap
- H L
- The Raconteur
- Witneyman
- Beta Orionis
- Rainy
- Strike Tool
- Carlo Pittaluga
- Haiku
- Wolf 10
- Lauren VanderTye
- Voo
- Non Players
- 0 5 1
- Peter Garnett
- Micah Perish
- ENØ Bli33ard
- HFXØ Sponty
- Pamda Bhaer
- ENØ Sock
- [BLANK_NAME]
- Amoeba Man
- ASIMO
- The Lost Walrus
- Absurdum
- artmouse
- lefthandedsnail
- Anubis12
- Pip Estrelle
- Icarus
- Lord Bojangles Winston-Jones
- Lincoln's Storage
- Black Coyote
- Entropic Electricity
- Nazzo Tinerlen
- Edison Small
- Shades of Gray
- Xena
- Angel Mois
- Mayonnaise Prince
- Piscean Electron
- Amithy Ilexa
- saille is planting praxis
- Ntan McNunofurbizwax
- Morte
- nallox V
- Eidhnean entwines
- Gypsy Sage
- Dopey
- Balaustine Envoy
- Anomaly
- Mr Everyday
- Shak
- Anna Louise
- Bastard
- Steph Sullivan
- The Beekeeper
- Sardonicus Tweed
- Josh
- Harry Lee
- Fiona
- Majyk
- Grand Mask
- Scooter Vagabond
- Guardian Of Flannel
- Teeth Beetles
- Jon Coyne
- Thomas H. Keane III
- Rin Brooker
- Goddess of Doom and Thievery
- Adam Bordelon
- THE WAFFLER
- Mr. Stackhouse
- Nicholas Baker
- Rachel Clark
- Hope Murphy
- Fernando Conrads
- julia griswold
- Rego Hemia
- Billie Murdoch
- Philippe
- THE NOOB
- Elle Miller
- Abysmal
- Kara Thrace
- M t R
- Neutron
- MonkeyBoy Dan
- Von Guard
- misschraddøn
- Jon Heath
- Heathcliff
- Novy San
- Samantha Somers
- Ben [Sunshine]
- Liz
- Future
- Das Fischlein
- Michelle E
- Britta
- Aaron Vanderbeek
- Force TheOneAndOnly
- Dragon
- Young Cain
- Logic
- skyaphilic
- Placid Dingo
- Borg Rikazz
- Wetdryvac
- Palindromedary
- Never Moore
- sPuNk
- A M
- Lauren S
- naming
- relet
Tasks Created
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You get points from me for the Photo Album Minus Photos, but you lose points for not recognizing The Incredible Hulk #1 which was published in 1962. And I want to know the band on the 8 track. Y'know some of us are old enough to have owned and enjoyed 8 tracks.
How would you like your bribe?
1) The run-on sentences were done deliberately to make you feel like it would never end. I think my plan succeeded.
2) The brilliant website SFØ has that html built in. when editing a task, clicking that "proof" button will insert the necessary html with your cursor ready to input a number which corresponds to one of your files in the task. All you have to do to customize it is to change the values, I changed 100 (which is full) to 50, and aligned it right instead of left. But still, it's nice to preview it often to see what it'll actually look like. It's fun!




































Ooh, The Isley Brothers are great! I wish you had an 8 track player so you could listen to it. And that is a particularly groovy track you just laid your hands on. Isn't it? Good job.
And even a reprint of The Incredible Hulk #1 is a good read even if it's not worth anything.